"I’ve been doing some research. In real life there is no algebra."
Twin Peaks (1990)
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Iron Man: [as the fight begins] Call it, Captain!
Captain America: Alright, listen up. We’re fighting robot ants. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash.
[Iron Man flies away.]
Captain America: Thor, you gotta try and bottleneck those ants. Slow ‘em down. You got the lightning. Light the bastards up.
[Thor swings his hammer and flies off and Captain America turns to Black Widow]
Captain America: You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep fighting ants. And Hulk?
[the Hulk turns and glares at Cap]
Captain America: Ants!
[Hulk grins and leaps away]
Captain America: And Hawkeye…Hold these ants off with your bare hands like you’re known for. Try stabbing them with your arrows into their skull, it doesn’t do anything, but if you can, try to find yourself cornered and within a tight proximity, it is your best chance for an advantage.
[Hawkeye makes embarrassing, “holding in a fart” face and skips away.]
*White persons at 14 says n*gg*r*
THEY’RE TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND
*white person at 26 says n*gg*r*
PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES
*white person at 94 says n*gg*r”
THEY GREW UP IN A DIFFERENT TIME
*7 year old is sleeping*
*shot, killed, nothing happens to cops*
*17 year old is walking home with snacks*
*shot, killed, killer acquitted*
*19 year old needs help after hitting car*
*shot, killed, trial underway*
funny how age works differently for different ppl lolzzz
Repost bc I’m seeing Cage at the Alhambra Theater tonight!!!!
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